I REGRET NOTHING

Preview from Spartacus 02X09

Sparty crew in gladiator boot camp (right after a commercial)

yeahwellyourface:

This is fandom. Even though the stars/big wigs are really cool to us fans, it’s a separate world. You do not share fandom shit with them. That’s just the way it goes. Yeah, you make great artwork or write fabulous fic. It stays with us. Deal with it.

I love y’all, really. I ship the hell outta…

I have to, to a degree, agree with this. I cringed so hard when I saw people posting fandom stuff to the LOTR cast, even though they laughed about it. I facepalmed when they did it to SPN cast. Now, we have an opportunity to actually in real time and personally communicate with the people behind our fandom of choice, and all we can do is “SQUEE WHEN CAN WE SEE SOME MAN SEX” or “SQUEE LOOK AT THIS SHIT I DID ABOUT YOU PEOPLE”. It’s good shit, don’t get me wrong, the fics and the drawings and the macros, they’re fantastic most of the time, but if I heard someone wrote erotic stories about me on their spare time, I’d be a little creeped out. And if I played a character that had a complex personality and a lot of other stuff going for it than “HAWT GAY SEXXX” I’d be a little insulted that all my fans wanted to know was when I was going to “GET ITT ONNNN” with my imaginery partner.

Just because the creators and the starts are kind enough to politely smile and nod when you post that crap to them, doesn’t mean they’re not facepalming behind their screens and hoping someone would actually ask them something that had some meaning. 

Please don’t make the whole fandom look like arses. That is all.

But it won’t finish. Lavish me with inspiration people!

New Spartacus episode today.

I’m avoiding actual work and thought the best way to procrastinate is to write some fics. But I need a prompt. 

Come at me, fandom.

(Source: letseyx)

Client I am interviewing: “Jupiters Cock!”

Me: “Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!”

Silence.

Both burst out in laughter.

I blame you, Steven DeKnight.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Steven DeKnight, the biggest shipper on the Internet. 

What if…

• Ashur is Nasir’s brother?
• Spartacus is Ilithyia’s baby daddy?
• Lucretia and Ilithyia end up getting it on?
• What is Nagron NEVER get it on?

Any other conspiracy theories I have missed? Let’s collect ‘em all here.